Chubbers with wings

Bro W:
for once, thank you steve jobs

Porcupine Tree

Bro M:
i got you into pooper but you don't see me sniffin every time you got your dick in one

Frogger

Bro W:
take this jizz back to your vegan guy, its protein pbbbbbbt

Tried and Tested

Bro M:

i'm pulling depressed girl routine

I got a bag of skittles and some soda

hard drive full of cartoons

lying in bed

not leaving til men are no longer assholes

Pigs Fly

Bro W:
omfg i cant take any more juggs

Picard

Bro M:

I can only facepalm so much

Delivery

Bro W:

How do I politely say 'you make my penis soft'?