Porcupine Tree

Bro M:
i got you into pooper but you don't see me sniffin every time you got your dick in one

Frogger

Bro W:
take this jizz back to your vegan guy, its protein pbbbbbbt

Tried and Tested

Bro M:

i'm pulling depressed girl routine

I got a bag of skittles and some soda

hard drive full of cartoons

lying in bed

not leaving til men are no longer assholes

Pigs Fly

Bro W:
omfg i cant take any more juggs

Picard

Bro M:

I can only facepalm so much

Delivery

Bro W:

How do I politely say 'you make my penis soft'?

New Word

Bro M:
poop croutons

Mr. Thick

Bro M:
well it didn't sound like she was making all the moves mr. thick

Rage on Tap

Bro M:

Quit raging and go fap, geez

Bro W:
No, I'll just listen to pelican and drink craft beer

Real Dolls~

Bro M:
i'm saving for a real doll and swearing off women
then i can be like you and be like "that was some good sex. doll~"
and it will be true!